Murphy's Law Part 2

Murphy's Law of Research

Enough research will tend to support your theory.


Murphy's Law of Copiers

The legibility of a copy is inversely proportional to its importance.


Murphy's Law of the Open Road:

When there is a very long road upon which there is a one-way bridge placed at random, and there are only two cars on that road, it follows that: (1) the two cars are going in opposite directions, and (2) they will always meet at the bridge.


Murphy's Law of Thermodynamics

Things get worse under pressure.


The Murphy Philosophy

Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.


Quantization Revision of Murphy's Laws

Everything goes wrong all at once.


Murphy's Constant

Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value